Congratulations to Tom Hiddleston for his Olivier nomination for Best Actor in Coriolanus!
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
this is me
that thing alex sometimes does with his legs when he sings
oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
in 6 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
As long as we don’t repeat the Hitler gaining control and shit part cuz I heard that was pretty lame.
but the titantic sank in 1912 and the costa concordia sank in 2012 and history is totally repeating itself
World War 1 began in july 1914…
YOU NOW WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY
SOMETIMES I TRY REALLY HARD TO LOOK NICE LIKE I WAKE UP AND GET MOTIVATED AND PUT ON NICE CLOTHES AND BRACELETS AND SHOES AND I FEEL GOOD
AND THEN SOME CHICK WEARING SWEATS AND A MESSY BUN STILL LOOKS 40 TIMES HOTTER THAN ME I CANT WIN